Walking around with “praise Joko” on your tongue is apparently some kind of trend. What’s wrong with you people? Would you really bow down to somebody who’s that into raising the dead? Do you want to surround yourself with corpses, bathe in sludge, and use bones in your décor?
All right, you necromancers can wipe those creepy little smiles off your faces.
Awakened Zealot Outfit
I wouldn’t want to work for Palawa Joko. I wouldn’t want to be impaled by a bunch of swords, either, which is why the blades on this outfit are purely decorative. If you were looking forward to the alternative, sorry to disappoint you.
Mini Choya Pumpkin Gang
The hollow centers of these three gourds are filled with blueberry, grape, or melon flavors. Try not to eat them all in one sitting. No, I didn’t really mean that—they’re probably more likely to eat you.
Returning Items
For a limited time, the Bat Wings Glider Combo and Haunted Gramophone are back in stock. Get them while you can, and let the world know that you’re always celebrating Halloween.
Available Now in the Gem Store!
Log into Guild Wars 2 and press ‘O’ to access the Black Lion Trading Company for these great offers and more!
Awakened Zealot Outfit: 700
Mini Choya Pumpkin Gang: 400
Bat Wings Glider Combo: 700
Haunted Gramaphone: 600