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The Reforged Warhound and Friends Are Looking for Homes!

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Terrify your enemies and allies in equal measure by riding the magnificent Reforged Warhound into battle! A sinister vortex of fire may warp the surrounding air each time it phases, and the unblinking hollow that passes for its eye is certainly disquieting, but we assure you that this good dog has lots of personality and will be as loyal to you as any untainted jackal.

Wrap Up Your Look with the Awakened Outfit!

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black-flagWalking around with “praise Joko” on your tongue is apparently some kind of trend. What’s wrong with you people? Would you really bow down to somebody who’s that into raising the dead? Do you want to surround yourself with corpses, bathe in sludge, and use bones in your décor?

All right, you necromancers can wipe those creepy little smiles off your faces.

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You’ll Never Travel Alone with the Riding Broom Glider and Mini Elonian Familiar

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black-flagI know some of you non-charr can’t get over our superficial resemblance to cats, but that’s not an excuse to harp on it, and you can’t just walk up and pepper us with invasive questions. I’m not about to talk to perfect strangers about whether we purr, or stick out our tongues for no reason, or sit in boxes. Why? Because it’s none of your business—that’s why. A couple of you look like murellows, but I don’t assume that’s the cause of your toxic breath.

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Dress Up Your Mounts for Halloween!

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black-flagI regret to inform you that it’s Halloween again. Yes, it’s time for cubs to run underfoot while shrieking, throwing spiders at each other, and getting violently sick on candy corn. If you think I’m exaggerating, I’ve got some floors that need mopping.
By the way, if I see any “hilarious” Evon Gnashblade costumes this year, I’ll press charges for impersonation and fraud.
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